

Samantha: (mockingly) With all due respect, no, you're not! President Martinez: Cory, I-WHOO! ( stands up in amazement) Mama say, mama saw! ( inhales) The Pre- ( inhales again) The Pres- ( takes a clear, deep breath) THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! Mall of Confusion Maya: (about Sophie's Bahavian accent) Why are you talking like that? Sophie: (Bahavian accent) It's Bahavian, Maya. Samantha: Until she twists your words around and turns them into some crazy scandal that's going to embarrass the President! Cory: With all due respect, Ms. There are always reporters snooping around, especially that Michelle Wallace. Beat the Press Samantha: Cory, listen to me. Ambassador Paroom: I'll handle this! (to Meena) I was worried about you. Newt: As the Internet? Meena: Father, what are you doing up there? Cory: He was worried about you. Newt: Really? Cory: No, man, there's no such thing.
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I'm gonna convince her that we did all this research on the Internet on how to reverse a bad luck curse. Cory: Well with your baking skills and my business skills, everyday's gonna' be a holiday. Just Desserts Newt: ( After tasting the Nakishka) You know, I don't say this often, but AWESOME! Cory: (to Meena) did you ever thought of selling these things? Meena: Oh No, I just make them for holidays. President, is there anything on your agenda? Newt: No, but I do have a list of things I want to do. Principal: Thank you for sharing your feelings. Cory: Candy, if I may, there are two things I will never do, OK. Cory! I know I am the only student who knows the words, but you could at least fake it like everyone else. Cory: There is never a reason to give people their money back! Smells Like School Spirits Candy: OK, stop. Napper's Delight Cory: Stickler, man, why are you always spying on us? Stickler: I prefer to call it reconnaissance. Newt: (He takes a lot of time in coming up to the stage, opening the speech paper and wearing his glasses) Who cares? Thank you. Candy: Now lets hear from my opponent, Newt Livingston. Keep job, ok? Sophie: Hey! There's no tambo in my rine! Rock the vote Cory: Now remember Newt, read the speech I wrote for you and you're as good as out. Cory: What? (about Sophie) You're gonna cancel Beyonce for her? Samantha: Hello! President's daughter. ( Cory's mouth drops open as Samantha crosses something off her list) There. We Built This Kitty on Rock n' Roll Sophie: Samantha, I wanna be in my daddy's show. Stickler: Turbo (He pushes a button and the machine sucks Cory's clothes) Can't go out now, can you? Cory: No I can't, but I can stay here and show you the latest in you better run technology.

Paroom: (angrily) He is a master for a reason! Everybody Loves Meena Stickler: You don't wanna' go on your date in your underwear. Meena: But Father, how many times can we listen to Ickbob, master of the nose flute?! Mr. Meena has a lot of traditional Bahavian music to listen to. Paroom: Thanks, but you can keep your funky sprinkles. And the secret to my CD is a little old school, a little new school, and a sprinkle of funk. Paroom: (after reading the label "Cory's hot jams" on the CD) Who is this Cory? And why are his jams so hot? Cory: (Raising his hand) That's me sir. Paroom: (Pointing at the CD) What is that?. Meena: No, this is the best gift grandmother ever slayed for me. Paroom: You forgot your Yak back pack in the limo. Cory: Yap, yap, I'm pretty much catching on already. Sophie: No, you like dress up, tea parties and playing with my dollies! Cory: OK Sophie: Don't worry, you'll catch on. what do you like to play?Ĭory: Well, I like basketball, video game, playing the drums. Cory: What do you like to play? Sophie: I like dress up, tea parties and playing with my dollies. Sophie: So Cory! Maybe we can play sometime. Cory: (To Samantha) Cory Baxter, American business man.

This place is TIIIIIGHT! Victor: (To Cory without putting his hand on the speaker) Don't be a wise guy! (on the Hotline) Not you Mr. Season 1 New Kid in Town Cory: (Walking into the room) Man! The president hooked us up.
